err hi, I guess?
I hate the fact I didn’t start that with a capital letter.
Let’s try again.
Okay trying to hard? I think so.
I mean I'm basically writing to myself, because no one will read this. It
might have something to do with the fact that I will probably never tell anyone
I know that I actually have a blog (if that’s what you'd like call this
rambling) or I'm just too quiet to actually talk to someone to tell them about
this. For all you know I could have been standing behind you for the whole time
you've been reading this. Yes, I'm that quiet. Actually, I'm not. There’s
a good chance that I would have fallen over the floor, whacked my elbow on the
shelf (then the other one, for good luck, obviously) then carried on
walking whilst commenting 'smooth' in my head all within 5 seconds of entering
your room. *this is getting weird, change the subject* I seem to live
by the rule of 'don't speak unless you're spoken to' and I have no idea why. It
was never enforced on me as a child or anything, but looking back *haha
'back' like I actually have a 'back' I'm 15 - a child* on it, it’s almost
like it’s the easy way out. But I like it, I probably shouldn't, but I do. *wow,
if anything, that just made it worse. smooth*
Anyway, that was pointless, sorry for wasting your time, but knowing me I
shan't stop writing now. Oh no. I'll carry on, then in about ten minutes I'll
look at how much I've written and delete 90% of it. So if you’re actually
reading this, count yourself lucky, that I didn't delete this bit. But in all
fairness I probably just forgot to.
I'm sort of just figuring out that this is going to be written in quite a
personal way, in other words, with as few long words as possible. Sort of as if
it’s me talking, I guess. *haha, i don’t talk*
Sorry, I will stop writing pointless stuff. Well, maybe anyway. I don’t know
what I'll actually write on this thing *haha NCIS - no keep it normal - let
face it, was it ever normal in the first place?* I'm sort of thinking
reviews and 'normal people' *aka non tv show obsessed people* things
but we'll see. I'm not even too sure when I will write another thing *yeah, this is more of a 'thing' than a blog* I was thinking days with a vowel in, but then I realised that's everyday, so we'll scrap that idea.
Anyway, I shall now copy and paste all of this into Word to truly see how appalling
*you just spelt appalling with the name Paul in it, I'm pretty sure that’s bad
enough* my spelling actually is. Then change it all to look like I am able to
spell at the equivalent level of a 10 year old. Bye.